ssstrychnine asked: tesssst !! :3
A census taker once tried to test me. He had very little time for my answers. [He speaks as though a southern dandy, his protruding jaw sending the masses into a fever.]
Office Discourse #12
A: “When you’re smashing the guy’s head, it should be moving away anyway…[incomprehensible]…watermelon.”
By my stars and garters, what is wrong with your face?! You look like the in-between stages of an elf turning into an orc.Your platinum blond locks may have suited you in your former life, but now they just make you appear even more lifeless than your eyes already imply.
Oh, and you have an overwhelmingly large nose, bitch. Sort it out.
Nicole Kidman’s Forehead Is Back!: An Animated Retrospective
When it comes to celebrity body parts, few have been scrutinized, analyzed, or criticized as much as Nicole Kidman’s forehead. For much of her career, it was a perfectly nice forehead — we daresay even a particularly attractive forehead, with a propensity for cutely wrinkling. But beginning around 2007, it became noticeably, distractingly stiff (and helped pioneer a new style of acting). In movies like Margot at the Wedding, Australia, and The Golden Compass, Kidman’s forehead and the rest of her face seemed at odds: Her nose, eyes, and mouth would passionately move around, acting their little hearts out (their little eye hearts and nose hearts), while her forehead stubbornly refused to play along. But no more. In her new movieRabbit Hole, where Kidman plays a grieving mother, the whole face is working together again, with no abstainers. To truly appreciate and celebrate the fact that one of our best actresses once again has access to a full range of facial motions, we’ve assembled three GIFs to illustrate its dramatic history.
